Below is a recording of my first-ever stand-up comedy performance. I performed as a "3-minute" newbie at Rock Bottom Brewery in Bethesda, Maryland on August 19, 2023. 

NOTE: This recording contains explicit and R-rated content, so it's definitely not for children...or people who can't a joke. 

Acknowledgments: Thanks to the manager and staff at "standupcomedytogo.com" for giving me the opportunity to dive into stand-up and for recording my bit!